Since this week is Summer Solstice and my moods seem to be directly effected by the weather, this should be my happiest week of the year. To celebrate, let's play a game called "Look at the bright side". I will give a scenario and then an optimistic response.
The kids who play in the middle of my street and I will accidentally run over one day?
Look at the bright side: At least they feel safe and the ER stays busy (507)
Kanye West announced at a 2008 AIDS fundraiser that AIDS was a man made disease in Africa like crack was to the black community in America.
Look at the bright side: He has no idea what words are tumbling out of his mouth either. (508)
They are making telenovelas (Spanish language soap operas) for the Columbian warlords in peacekeeping efforts.
Look at the bright side: They may actually watch them. If not, at least we have glamorizes heinous crimes and shown the rest of society how awesome it is to deal drugs, shoot illegal guns, and terrorize a country.
Have you ever thought, man, I have a lot of money and I don't know what to do with it?
Well, look at the bright side, there are always ways to blow it. (of course, if all else fails, I am sure I can find some personal use for it). (509)
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thesalt/2013/04/30/180135026/chicken-diapers-urban-farming-spawns-accessory-lines
http://www.pastryshoescollection.com/2009/01/06/top-10-most-expensive-shoes-in-the-world/
https://www.google.com/search?q=5+hour+energy+decaf&aq=f&oq=5+hour+energy+decaf&aqs=chrome.0.57j0l3j62.5437j0&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
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