The best way to obtain a pet?  Convince your cat-hating roommate that you need to keep strays.  She will then begin searching for dogs online and discussing how to fence in the backyard and ascertain large animals.   So, thank you cats.  Now, come eat my cookies and keep me company.

I have been working myself silly over the last few weeks.  (Seriously, the stuff that flies out of my mouth and through my brain when I am stressed should never be accessible to moldable minds.)  I have never been more ready for a vacation.  Which is precisely why my Spring Break next week will be spent doing nothing.  I don't care if it is a staycation, I just simply don't want to work.  I am super excited for no obligations for a week.  I am getting a little crispy.